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PLAY LOCK

by ANE

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Hello
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This enduring sense of justice not yet done Means that all the-
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希望の明日 はこぶよ Battle in flash! 時代(とき)を超え 燃え上がるよ Energy Let me be your star 戦いに 叫べ! You are the hero of mine Oh Oh Oh Run 叫べ! You are the hero of mine You are the hero of mine Terrible isn't it. Well there's only one thing you can do with that dfwf3f It the window Hello By jove they're doing it! Look out! If you would like the recipe Booklet to accompany this series Please send a cheque or postal order For two pounds seventy five Made payable to BSS To this address. The menu tomorrow afternoon At one thirty five will be Asparagus with tomato quiche And crispy flat rice and cashew nuts In five minutes on BBC Two Live coverage of the opening afternoon Of this years trade union congress, And that's after the latest news at two o'clock With Moira Stuart
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So do we need to go up at the... Yeah, I can see them. Oh my God Oh right Your Oh
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I want it clearly understood That I accept no responsibility for This This is BBC One And this is BBC Two And this is Benidorm, where I went on holiday And this is, er...what is this? This is an engineering test transmission In preparation for the new independent National Radio service, Fox Kids FM Ten Eight This is a BSB Test Transmission Seven Six Five to the opening titles Four Run VT four Three My god, we're loosing viewers already Two One Animate Quantel. Zero? Cue Oh, Hello More or less on air, right I'm the chicken from scene twenty one. Your may remember that I walked into an oven in this episode. Now I've been told by the nice people at Fox Kids, To come and tell you kids That I'm not Traumatised Three Six Traumatised Audio One Traumatised Three Six By a chicken Audio One Traumatised Three Six Traumatised Audio One Traumatised Three Six Cooked and eaten Audio One Traumatised Three Six Traumatised Audio One Traumatised Three Six By a chicken Audio One Cooked and eaten Three Six Cooked and eaten Audio One Cooked and eaten Three Six By a chicken Audio One Traumatised Three Six Traumatised Audio One Traumatised Three Six By a chicken Audio One Three Six Cooked and eaten Audio One By a chicken Three Six Audio One Three Six Cooked and eaten Audio One By a chicken Three Six Audio One Three Six Our raitings are in the toilet Audio One Test patterns get more viewers than we do Three Six Audio One Traumatised, cooked and eaten, traumatised Three Six, Audio One Traumatised, cooked and eaten, traumatised Three Six, Audio One Traumatised, cooked and eaten, traumatised Three Six, Audio One By a chicken, by a chicken Three Six, Audio One Oh just make up your own line up here It's got to be better than what's in the script I mean, really That narrator is a blithering idiot I know. That's what you get on our pay scale. Well excuse me, ladies and gentlemen For the next few minuets I'll be in my trailer phoning my agent My contract does not include being insulted by animated animals I'm just a drawing, Three Six, Audio One And some poor, so called "actor" Three Six, Audio One Is doing my voice Three Six, Audio One In a cheep recording studio right now Three Six, Audio One Before his shift at the local pizza joint gets under way Three Six, Audio One Three Six, Audio One Of course the most horrific thing Of being the narrator Three Six, Audio One Is the degrading hula girl outfit Three Six, Audio One They make me wear . Three Six, Audio One Traumatised, Audio One Seven Traumatised, Audio One Six Have you got page thirty three? [Buzz Buzz] Traumatised, Audio One Five Traumatised, Audio One Four Three God, we haven't got any stories Mike Two One Well, I haven't got any stories Zero Cue announcer What's he reading? Erm, no No? I'm not doing all that "London, thronging city of commource, culture and crime" Ever again No, if they can't see it's London They should be swatting up on geography not lying there spreading crumbs all over the rug and watching this Now look here, Isambard... Mister Sinclair to you, sonny jim And once and for all No Your application is having a problem The event power point bab touch I don't know what I'm doing here Was caught With message Error fetching document I don't think I've got a cap at the moment H T T P one seven two Dot two one dot two two five Right it's dogs next, please Dot nine zero colon eight zero eight zero Standby TX with dogs, please. TX with dogs? [Buzz Buzz] No. Slash lenox upgrade underscore six slash VT two have you got fire? Question mark trace equals sign true No, we're on fire? Since no event handler was found Counting out Where's the sound? Where's the sound? TX OTHER TRACK! The application is exiting Three Six International Three Six Stereo Sound For Television A U D I O O N E Study these faces carefully, children, If one of them should come up to you in the street And offer you candy, well That means that your that confusing cartoons with real life. And you are obviously watching too much television. LEFT CHANNEL RIGHT CHANNEL Three under par Fifteen to the colour Prod. Three under par Stand by telecine, it sounds Three under par Ten to the colour Prod. Like were going for another take Sixty nine Three under par Colour Prod. for Five No more shots Three under par Four Stand by take two. Sixty nine Three Sixty nine Two One Take two All right, Mo, Monty, look your my agent You have to get me off this show, now! We leave this veil of tears Saying no more than Good night out there Whatever you are There's now thirty seconds left on this Well we're very sorry We appear to have a few problems with the programme We're looking into it And get you back to you As soon as possible-le-le-le-le-le Animate Quantel or whatever you want to do Even though your mom has one of my relatives in her oven right now. I expected more from ITV I, I can only wonder at the future of deregulated TV in this country And while we're on the subject of abusing the airwaves Ha! What have we got next for you? No shenanigans here Serious stuff.
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Off-Air 01:47
If any kids are watching Go to bed You shouldn't be up this late anyway
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PLAY LOCK 04:29
Guess I tried a little too hard But that's an old problem with me, sir Two Two Two Two The way I keep steering And pushing and pulling at things Mind the gap Mind the gap Who are you kidding, jack? Nineteen eighty seven? Mind the gap Stand clear of the doors please Some day the sky is going to light up And it's gonna say "tilt" And that's going to be the end of the world. Synaesthesia dreams And a friendly pub We'll be having reports from BBC correspondents On how they saw nineteen eighty six And what they think will lie ahead In nineteen eighty seven Come back soon
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Hoowah TCC TCC TCC TCC TCC Rock the box Rock the box Rock the box Rock the box Sure there's stuff, lot's of other stuff But is it tough enough to be the stuff you want to see Don't huff and puff if the other stuffs duff Get totally the right stuff TCC Oh Yeah Turn it on Tune on in You say you gotta get ready Hold on let the party begin Sit pretty, hang tough Totally the right stuff Totally TCC Oh yeah Turn it on Tune on in You say you gotta get ready Hold on let the party begin Sit pretty, hang tough Totally the right stuff Totally TCC Sit pretty, hang tough Totally the right stuff Totally TCC Sit pretty, hang tough Totally the right stuff Totally TCC Oh yeah
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Out Of Range 02:31
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PM5544 04:35
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In the interests of safety Please leave the building By the nearest available exit Follow the directions of staff In the interests of safety Please leave the building By the nearest available exit Follow the directions of staff In the interests of safety Please leave the building By the nearest available exit Follow the directions of staff In the interests of safety Please leave the building By the nearest available exit Follow the directions of staff In the interests of safety Please leave the building By the nearest available exit Follow the directions of staff In the interests of safety Please leave the building By the nearest available exit Follow the directions of staff Fade out Fade out

about

Another mix of tracks from the occasional contributor to Digital Vomit compilation albums.

This time topics covered include unresolved justice and the little explored area of narration in animation. We also find that we should not worry if the other stuff is duff, deregulated TV, and what to do with any left over cashew nuts lying around. Track seven takes a behind the scenes look at the disastrous launch and demise of a national combined radio and TV channel, with names changed to protect the fictional.

But, overall, PLAY LOCK deals with endings and closures (the impending closure of Digital Vomit is an unfortunate co-incidence).

ANE will continue.

credits

released September 21, 2014

"PLAY LOCK" was recorded and produced by Andrew Neilson in Droylsden, Birmingham and Brighton, England, and on Sanday, Orkney between 2011 and 2014.

"PLAY LOCK" is an ANE/ZWNBSP Communications colour production for and released on Digital Vomit Records in 2014 as DVR128 with love, peace and some peperoni.

Portions of track nine are taken from the unreleased and untitled album recorded 2002

The notes on track 3 constitute an extension of this credit notice

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ANE (pronounced A. N. E.) is the name and odd sounds are the past time.

Part time track creation with no set schedule, from the north.

With the upcoming closure of Digital Vomit Records, work is being undertaken to keep the ball rolling on future ANE projects.

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