PLAY LOCK

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about

Another mix of tracks from the occasional contributor to Digital Vomit compilation albums.

This time topics covered include unresolved justice and the little explored area of narration in animation. We also find that we should not worry if the other stuff is duff, deregulated TV, and what to do with any left over cashew nuts lying around. Track seven takes a behind the scenes look at the disastrous launch and demise of a national combined radio and TV channel, with names changed to protect the fictional.

But, overall, PLAY LOCK deals with endings and closures (the impending closure of Digital Vomit is an unfortunate co-incidence).

ANE will continue.

credits

released September 21, 2014

"PLAY LOCK" was recorded and produced by Andrew Neilson in Droylsden, Birmingham and Brighton, England, and on Sanday, Orkney between 2011 and 2014.

"PLAY LOCK" is an ANE/ZWNBSP Communications colour production for and released on Digital Vomit Records in 2014 as DVR128 with love, peace and some peperoni.

Portions of track nine are taken from the unreleased and untitled album recorded 2002

The notes on track 3 constitute an extension of this credit notice

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about

ANE UK

ANE (pronounced A. N. E.) is the name and odd sounds are the past time.

Part time track creation with no set schedule, from the north.

With the upcoming closure of Digital Vomit Records, work is being undertaken to keep the ball rolling on future ANE projects.

Feel free to contact any time via the link below.
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Track Name: Tape Closed, No Staples Please
Hello
Track Name: DSO (Full Multiplex)
This enduring sense of justice not yet done
Means that all the-
Track Name: Official Fanbook
希望の明日 はこぶよ

Battle in flash! 時代(とき)を超え
燃え上がるよ Energy
Let me be your star 戦いに
叫べ! You are the hero of mine

Oh Oh Oh Run

叫べ! You are the hero of mine

You are the hero of mine

Terrible isn't it.
Well there's only one thing you can do with that
dfwf3f It the window

Hello

By jove they're doing it!
Look out!

If you would like the recipe
Booklet to accompany this series
Please send a cheque or postal order
For two pounds seventy five
Made payable to BSS
To this address.

The menu tomorrow afternoon
At one thirty five will be
Asparagus with tomato quiche
And crispy flat rice and cashew nuts

In five minutes on BBC Two
Live coverage of the opening afternoon
Of this years trade union congress,
And that's after the latest news at two o'clock
With Moira Stuart
Track Name: Deprecated Format Character Flaws
So do we need to go up at the...

Yeah, I can see them.

Oh my God
Oh right
Your
Oh
Track Name: Traumatised: Audio One
I want it clearly understood
That I accept no responsibility for
This

This is BBC One
And this is BBC Two
And this is Benidorm, where I went on holiday
And this is, er...what is this?

This is an engineering test transmission
In preparation for the new independent
National Radio service, Fox Kids FM

Ten
Eight This is a BSB Test Transmission
Seven
Six
Five to the opening titles
Four Run VT four
Three My god, we're loosing viewers already
Two
One Animate Quantel.
Zero? Cue

Oh, Hello More or less on air, right
I'm the chicken from scene twenty one.
Your may remember that I walked into an oven in this episode.
Now I've been told by the nice people at Fox Kids,
To come and tell you kids
That I'm not

Traumatised Three Six
Traumatised Audio One
Traumatised Three Six
By a chicken Audio One
Traumatised Three Six
Traumatised Audio One
Traumatised Three Six
Cooked and eaten Audio One

Traumatised Three Six
Traumatised Audio One
Traumatised Three Six
By a chicken Audio One

Cooked and eaten Three Six
Cooked and eaten Audio One
Cooked and eaten Three Six
By a chicken Audio One

Traumatised Three Six
Traumatised Audio One
Traumatised Three Six
By a chicken Audio One

Three Six
Cooked and eaten Audio One
By a chicken Three Six
Audio One

Three Six
Cooked and eaten Audio One
By a chicken Three Six
Audio One

Three Six
Our raitings are in the toilet Audio One
Test patterns get more viewers than we do Three Six
Audio One

Traumatised, cooked and eaten, traumatised Three Six, Audio One
Traumatised, cooked and eaten, traumatised Three Six, Audio One
Traumatised, cooked and eaten, traumatised Three Six, Audio One
By a chicken, by a chicken Three Six, Audio One

Oh just make up your own line up here
It's got to be better than what's in the script
I mean, really

That narrator is a blithering idiot
I know. That's what you get on our pay scale.

Well excuse me, ladies and gentlemen
For the next few minuets I'll be in my trailer phoning my agent
My contract does not include being insulted by animated animals

I'm just a drawing, Three Six, Audio One
And some poor, so called "actor" Three Six, Audio One
Is doing my voice Three Six, Audio One
In a cheep recording studio right now Three Six, Audio One
Before his shift at the local pizza joint gets under way Three Six, Audio One

Three Six, Audio One
Of course the most horrific thing
Of being the narrator Three Six, Audio One
Is the degrading hula girl outfit Three Six, Audio One
They make me wear . Three Six, Audio One

Traumatised, Audio One
Seven Traumatised, Audio One
Six Have you got page thirty three? [Buzz Buzz] Traumatised, Audio One
Five Traumatised, Audio One
Four
Three God, we haven't got any stories Mike
Two
One Well, I haven't got any stories
Zero
Cue announcer What's he reading?
Erm, no
No?
I'm not doing all that
"London, thronging city of commource, culture and crime"
Ever again
No, if they can't see it's London
They should be swatting up on geography
not lying there spreading crumbs all over the rug and watching this
Now look here, Isambard...
Mister Sinclair to you, sonny jim
And once and for all
No

Your application is having a problem
The event power point bab touch I don't know what I'm doing here
Was caught
With message
Error fetching document I don't think I've got a cap at the moment
H T T P one seven two
Dot two one dot two two five Right it's dogs next, please
Dot nine zero colon eight zero eight zero Standby TX with dogs, please. TX with dogs? [Buzz Buzz] No.
Slash lenox upgrade underscore six slash VT two have you got fire?
Question mark trace equals sign true No, we're on fire?
Since no event handler was found Counting out
Where's the sound? Where's the sound?
TX OTHER TRACK!
The application is exiting

Three Six International
Three Six
Stereo Sound
For Television
A U D I O O N E

Study these faces carefully, children,
If one of them should come up to you in the street
And offer you candy, well
That means that your that confusing cartoons with real life.
And you are obviously watching too much television.

LEFT CHANNEL RIGHT CHANNEL

Three under par Fifteen to the colour Prod.
Three under par Stand by telecine, it sounds
Three under par Ten to the colour Prod. Like were going for another take
Sixty nine
Three under par Colour Prod. for Five No more shots
Three under par Four Stand by take two.
Sixty nine Three
Sixty nine Two
One
Take two

All right, Mo, Monty, look your my agent
You have to get me off this show, now!

We leave this veil of tears
Saying no more than
Good night out there
Whatever you are
There's now thirty seconds left on this
Well we're very sorry
We appear to have a few problems with the programme
We're looking into it
And get you back to you
As soon as possible-le-le-le-le-le

Animate Quantel or whatever you want to do
Even though your mom has one of my relatives in her oven right now.

I expected more from ITV
I, I can only wonder at the future of deregulated TV in this country
And while we're on the subject of abusing the airwaves

Ha!
What have we got next for you? No shenanigans here
Serious stuff.
Track Name: Off-Air
If any kids are watching
Go to bed
You shouldn't be up this late anyway
Track Name: PLAY LOCK
Guess I tried a little too hard
But that's an old problem with me, sir

Two
Two
Two
Two

The way I keep steering
And pushing and pulling at things

Mind the gap
Mind the gap

Who are you kidding, jack?
Nineteen eighty seven?

Mind the gap
Stand clear of the doors please

Some day the sky is going to light up
And it's gonna say "tilt"
And that's going to be the end of the world.

Synaesthesia dreams

And a friendly pub

We'll be having reports from BBC correspondents
On how they saw nineteen eighty six
And what they think will lie ahead
In nineteen eighty seven

Come back soon
Track Name: Giant Cups Of Tea
Hoowah
TCC TCC TCC TCC TCC
Rock the box
Rock the box
Rock the box
Rock the box
Sure there's stuff, lot's of other stuff
But is it tough enough to be the stuff you want to see
Don't huff and puff if the other stuffs duff
Get totally the right stuff
TCC

Oh Yeah

Turn it on
Tune on in
You say you gotta get ready
Hold on let the party begin

Sit pretty, hang tough
Totally the right stuff
Totally TCC

Oh yeah

Turn it on
Tune on in
You say you gotta get ready
Hold on let the party begin

Sit pretty, hang tough
Totally the right stuff
Totally TCC
Sit pretty, hang tough
Totally the right stuff
Totally TCC
Sit pretty, hang tough
Totally the right stuff
Totally TCC

Oh yeah
Track Name: Ceased Broadcasting (Downstream Service)
In the interests of safety
Please leave the building
By the nearest available exit
Follow the directions of staff

In the interests of safety
Please leave the building
By the nearest available exit
Follow the directions of staff

In the interests of safety
Please leave the building
By the nearest available exit
Follow the directions of staff

In the interests of safety
Please leave the building
By the nearest available exit
Follow the directions of staff

In the interests of safety
Please leave the building
By the nearest available exit
Follow the directions of staff

In the interests of safety
Please leave the building
By the nearest available exit
Follow the directions of staff

Fade out

Fade out