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Welcome Everyone!
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From transmitters of the Independent Broadcasting Authority, this is Granada.
Bold, All In One.
Bold, All In One.
Bold, All In One.
Bold, All In One.
Bold, All In One.
Bold, All In-
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C:SetPatch >NIL:
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Gravedale High
Please take your seat, yeah
We're dying...
All the advertisements
You'll see on this channel today
Have been cleared by the IBA
And the television companies
In accordance with the statutory requierments
Of the Independent Broadcasting Authority Act
And the IBA Code of Advertising Standards and Practice
Neyah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
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Do Not Scale
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Dark Cube
01:38
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Amiga-X
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NFKD
02:20
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Do Not Tx.
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Belgium border controls...
Two. Fifty. And Fifty Seconds.
Ninth. Of. January. Two-Thousand and. Eight
Two. Fifty. And Fifty Seconds.
Ninth. Of. January. Two-Thousand and. Eight
We hope you've enjoyed your journey,
To the Home Shopping World,
Here on the Quantum Channel.
We'll be back tomorrow,
Nineteen point two degrees east.
At the same time, at the same place
Belgium border. Belgium border. Belgium border.
Nineteen point two degrees east. Nineteen point two degrees east.
With more exciting new ideas,
Belgium border. Belgium border. Belgium border.
Nineteen point two degrees east. Nineteen point two degrees east.
Designed with you in mind,
So until the next time
Belgium border. Belgium border. Belgium border.
Nineteen point two degrees east. Nineteen point two degrees east.
Thank you for watching.
Belgium border. Belgium border. Belgium border.
Nineteen point two degrees east. Nineteen point two degrees east.
Belgium border. Belgium border. Belgium border.
Nineteen point two degrees east. Nineteen point two degrees east.
Belgium border. Belgium border. Belgium border.
Thank you very much in Manchester.
That's er, that's a clear.
I'm off now.
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Rent Asunder
02:01
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Including video movies, and the l.
Latest video records. Great ser.
At Granada, in.
At Granada, including video movies.
And the latest video recorders.
Great service too
That’s why people like you
At Granada.
You.
At Granada.
Including video movies, a.
At Granada.
Including video movies, and the l.
Eel from Granada.
Rent Granada
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In colour
Which also happens to be the first film he made in English
In colour
Which also happens to be the first film he made in English
In colour
Which also happens to be the first film he made in English
In colour
Which also happens to be the first film he made in English
Fahrenheit Four Five One
Supply a Fifteen video to anyone below that age
So don't ask them to break the law
In colour
Fifteen films may have a fairly
Which also happens to be the first film he made in English
Which tell you broadly what the film is like
Fahrenheit Four Five One
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Or contain scenes of
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To give you
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Household Drugs
Household Drugs
Household Drugs
Household Drugs
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Which also happens to be the first film he made in English
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Fahrenheit Four Five One
They may also contain sexual swear words
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Which also happens to be the first film he made in English
To give you the ch
To give you the cha
Fahrenheit Four Five One
To give you the chance
To make an informed choice
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Which also happens to be the first film he made in English
And be entertained
Fahrenheit Four Five One
Household Drugs
Household Drugs
To give you the chance
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Household Drugs
Which, while not particularly graphic
Are unsuitable for younger teenagers
They may also contain sexual swear words
Video certificates are there
To give you
To give you the
To give you the chance
To make an inform
To give you the chance
To give you the chance
To give you the chance
To make an informed choice
They allow you to have peace of mind
And be entertained
In colour
In colour
In colour
In colour
Which also happens to be the first film he made in English
In colour
In colour
In colour
In colour
In colour
Which also happens to be the first film he made in English
Fahrenheit Four Five One
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Don't blame Al.
He's not the writer.
We have to get ourselves a new writer.
Got ourselves a new writer.
I think I'll sing
Tomorrow, Tomorrow
I'll love you.
That's our property.
Oh, you're pretty when you're mad.
What the hay? Back off big face.
You're not my type.
Now now.
Don't be rude to Fingers.
He happens to be a very close friend of mine.
What? You mean you and him...?
No no. Not like that.
He's strictly an employee.
Oh the suspense is too much.
I think I'll go see what's in the fridge.
Go away you bimbos.
I'm working this side of the street.
Sometimes I kill myself.
Well why don't you two tell us.
When you've finished killing each other.
So we can bury you.
And get on with the show.
Huh?
So much for evil.
Don't loose heart.
There's still other episodes in the series.
What do you say we blow ourselves up.
For a little attention.
Nar.
Not tonight.
I've got a headache.
It'll do you good.
Arrivederci.
Don't you feel better already?
(SOUND OF IMPACT.)
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UTF
04:03
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13. |
Closedown
06:31
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The time now is almost six minutes past one.
The next news on this channel will be from
TV-am at six o'clock in the morning.
But now Granada's closing down.
So this is Jim Pope in Manchester
wishing you on behalf of Granada
a peaceful night.
Goodnight.
For news through the night
we recommend that you tune to your
Independent Local Radio station.
But now our final reminder to switch off
your television set.
Goodnight.
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